The Hammock Papers: Cork 'n Cleaver

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15 November 2024

Realize.

Stick to the nachos, kids. The differences are subtle, but once you've tried it, you'll realize that an extra side of ranch'll never let you down.

Got any quarters?

17 August 2024

Charlie Dore, "Pilot of the Airwaves"

Schooners of Lowenbrau and carafes of Black Tower liebfraumilch are two-for-one. I recommend the chicken nachos with an extra side of ranch.

It's always five plays for a buck ...

16 December 2023

John Stewart, "Gold"

Try the chicken nachos with an extra side of ranch.

27 July 2023

Always.

Help yourself to the salad bar, the rye for the bar cheese is freshly toasted, carafes of Black Tower liebfraumilch are $3.00, and it's always five plays for a dollar on the jukebox ...

The Babys, "Looking for Love"

George Harrison, "Crackerbox Palace"

The Alan Parsons Project, "Turn of a Friendly Card" ...

ELO, "Twilight" ...

The Kinks, "Do It Again"

03 July 2023

Jackson Browne, "Call It a Loan"

Accompanied by the maestro, David Lindley ...

25 June 2023

24 June 2023

Special.

Here's to good friends

Tonight is kind of special ...

So show Dick some respect!

17 June 2023

Always.

Schooners of Black Label are half price, there's bar cheese on the salad bar ... and it's always five plays for a dollar.

The Babys, "Love Don't Prove I'm Right"

Eagles, "In the City"

John Cougar, "Hand To Hold On To"

Triumph, "Say Goodbye"

J. Geils Band, "Come Back"

28 May 2023

"Every 1's a Winner"

Hot Chocolate ...

Tina ...

Scotch Chocolate ...

27 May 2023

Elton John, "Philadelphia Freedom"

The salad bar is open (the plates chilled), the soup is French Onion, and schooners of Weidemann are two-for-one. Try the chicken nachos with an extra side of ranch ...

19 March 2023

Supertramp, "Crime of the Century"

Now they're planning the crime of the century

Well, what will it be?

Read all about their schemes and adventuring

Yes, it's well worth a fee ...

11 March 2023

Always.

It's always five plays for a dollar. You'll need schooners of Wiedemann for these.

Sing along loudly with your eyes tightly closed for dramatic effect ...

"Georgy Porgy"

"St. George and the Dragon"

"99"

"All Us Boys"

"Goodbye Elenore"

05 March 2023

Toto, "Live for Today"

The hollandaise fountain has returned for brunch and schooners of Moosehead are two-for-one from one until two ... if you're wearing Clark's Wallabees.

26 February 2023

Happy Birthday, Cotton

Paul Cotton was born on this day in 1943.

"Indian Summer," with Poco ...

We're now featuring bar cheese, braunschweiger, and rye toast on the salad bar.

19 February 2023

Released.

Jackson Browne released Lives in the Balance, his most lib-'splained album to date, this week in 1986.

"In the Shape of a Heart" ...

When you hear the title track, get a free pitcher of Coors Light when you order the dinner-sized chicken nachos. Be sure to ask your waitress for an extra side (or two) of ranch.

Ain't America great?

Yes! Yes, it is!

05 February 2023

07 October 2022

25 September 2022

Supertramp, "Rudy"

Today's soup is French Onion and schooners of Heineken are two-for-one ...

28 July 2022

Boston, "Don't Look Back"

Chicken nachos and pitchers of Coors Light are half price ...

21 July 2022

Always.

Bottles of Blue Nun are two for one, the soup is gazpacho and it's always five plays for a buck on the jukebox ...

Sammy Hagar, "I've Done Everything for You" (I wish Sammy wouldv'e been in General Hospital instead of that one guy)

The Tubes Group, "Sushi Girl"

Hot green root sure is boss ...

April Wine, "I Like to Rock" (undo another button on yer shirt for this one, CJ)

Dwight Twilley Band (when Tom Petty was in it), "Looking for the Magic"

Put a paper bag over your head, then sing Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a ...

John Cougar, "Great Midwest" (rip yer sleeves off)

Sorry for the smell ... last night someone left the mop in the dirty bucket and the FNG just spilled the whole thing on the carpet.

BARRY HINES

"That's why it makes me mad when I take her out and I'll hear somebody say, 'Look, there's Billy Casper there wi' his pet hawk. I could shout at 'em; it's not a pet, Sir, hawks are not pets. Or when folks stop me and say, 'Is it tame?' Is it heck tame, it's trained that's all. It's fierce, and it's wild, an' it's not bothered about anybody, not even about me, right. And that's why it's great.Look, there's Billy Casper there wi' his pet hawk.' I could shout at 'em. It's not a pet, Sir. Hawks are not pets. Or when folks stop me and say, 'Is it tame?' Is it heck tame, it's trained, that's all. It's fierce, and it's wild, an' it's not bothered about anybody, not even about me right. And that's why it's great." (A Kestrel for a Knave)

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART

"When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone and of good cheer – say travelling in a carriage or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep – it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best and most abundantly. Whence, and how, they come I know not ; nor can I force them. Those ideas that please me I retain in memory and am accustomed, as I have been told, to hum them to myself. If I continue in this way, it soon occurs to me how I may turn this dainty morsel to account, so as to make a good dish of it. That is to say, agreeable to the rules of counterpoint, to the peculiarities of various instruments etc. All this fires my soul, and, provided I am not disturbed, my subject enlarges itself, becomes methodised, and defined, and the whole, though it be long, stands almost complete and finished in my mind, so that I can survey it like a fine picture or a beautiful statue at a glance. Nor do I hear in my imagination the parts successively, but I hear them, as it were, all at once. What a delight this is, I cannot tell."

WALT WHITMAN

The spotted hawk swoops by and accuses me, he complains of my gab and my loitering. I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world. The last scud of day holds back for me, It flings my likeness after the rest and true as any on the shadow’d wilds, It coaxes me to the vapor and the dusk. I depart as air, I shake my white locks at the runaway sun, I effuse my flesh in eddies, and drift it in lacy jags. I bequeath myself to the dirt to grow from the grass I love, If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles. You will hardly know who I am or what I mean, But I shall be good health to you nevertheless, And filter and fibre your blood. Failing to fetch me at first keep encouraged, Missing me one place search another, I stop somewhere waiting for you.

MARCUS AURELIUS

"Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and say, 'Why were things of this sort ever brought into this world?' neither intolerable nor everlasting - if thou bearest in mind that it has its limits, and if thou addest nothing to it in imagination. Pain is either an evil to the body (then let the body say what it thinks of it!)-or to the soul. But it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity and tranquility."

VINCENT van GOGH

"What am I in the eyes of most people? A nonentity or an oddity or a disagreeable person — someone who has and will have no position in society, in short a little lower than the lowest. Very well — assuming that everything is indeed like that, then through my work I’d like to show what there is in the heart of such an oddity, such a nobody. This is my ambition, which is based less on resentment than on love in spite of everything, based more on a feeling of serenity than on passion. Even though I’m often in a mess, inside me there’s still a calm, pure harmony and music. In the poorest little house, in the filthiest corner, I see paintings or drawings. And my mind turns in that direction as if with an irresistible urge. As time passes, other things are increasingly excluded, and the more they are the faster my eyes see the picturesque. Art demands persistent work, work in spite of everything, and unceasing observation."