15 April 2022

Happy Birthday, Leonardo

Leonardo, Self-Portrait, 1515


Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci was born on this day in 1452.

I'm sure he wouldn't allow cellphones at the table ...
He should not place his head upon his plate to eat.
Neither should he sit beneath the table for any length of time.
He should not place unpleasing or half-chewed pieces of his own food upon his neighbor’s plate without first asking him.
He should not wipe his knife upon his neighbor’s clothing.
Nor use his knife to carve upon the table...
He should not set loose birds upon the table.
Not snakes nor beetles...
And if he is to vomit then he leaves the table.
Likewise if he is to urinate.

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