Perfect.

He had bought a large map representing the sea,⠀

Without the least vestige of land:⠀

And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be⠀

A map they could all understand.⠀

“What’s the good of Mercator’s North Poles and Equators,⠀

Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?“⠀

So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply⠀

“They are merely conventional signs!⠀

“Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!⠀

But we’ve got our brave Captain to thank:⠀

(So the crew would protest) “that he’s bought us the best–⠀

A perfect and absolute blank!"⠀

Lewis Carroll, from The Hunting of The Snark