Enthusiastically.

LAND-LOCKED & LOADED'S MOUNT GAY & TONIC

1.  FILL a PINT glass with ice CUBES.

2.  Cut a lime in HALF, squeeze the juice of HALF a lime over the ice; shove spent lime to BOTTOM of glass with a marlinespike.

3.  Pour MOUNT GAY ECLIPSE RUM to at least 1/2 full

4.  Top off with CANADA DRY tonic water

5.  Add SECOND half of lime

6.  Drink ENTHUSIASTICALLY; REPEAT as needed.